Why I want to meet Siddhartha "Buddha" Gautama
...to try to get on his nerves and see if he’s for real.
What MeatBurglar has done in 2008
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Why I want to meet Maureen Dowd
Her explanatory style is something to aspire to which makes her doubly HOT.
Why I want to meet Björk Guðmundsdóttir
I want to meet Bjork b/c I think she’d want to meet me. And she’d make a knockout bodyguard against the paparazzi; my skin’s sensitive to surprise flash photography ;p
I hear she can carry a mean tune…
Love her and her exquisitely talented cast of producers & conductors.
